Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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