kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
BRING THE BAGELS
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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