And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
They have beer where we have blood.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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