awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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