so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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