Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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