So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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