i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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