we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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