i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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