I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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