I showed him my bush... on skype.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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