butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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