Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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