i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
third nipple confirmed
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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