he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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