he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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