Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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