he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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