What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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