White coat. Heels.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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