dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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