He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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