Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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