can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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