"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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