Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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