Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
