just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Randomize
