The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
