I molested 6 butterflies tonight
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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