"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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