If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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