Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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