Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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