drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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