So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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