There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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