Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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