Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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