Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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