My balls are so social today.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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