Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
