So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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