its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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