the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You ate ashes out of my bong
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