is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
do herpes really smell.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Drunk is a universal language darling
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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