jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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