you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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