so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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