I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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