I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
dude. I can hear the air.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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