i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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